You are aware of the New-Member-Pays-Bubastis-ten-dollars stipulation, right?
Ah, blow me a kiss and we’ll call it even.
Welcome!
You might want to cruise over to About this message Board and read the thread on terms and in jokes on the board
Then when you read penis ensues it will make sense
Rule 5 DNFTT use the report post function instead.
Welcome fungyrl. I’m guessing you lurked a while, read a lot of threads and thought, hmmm… this is a kinda fun place. That’s what I did. I second or third or fourth or whatever the advice to read the stickies for each forum and read especially the stickies for ATMB, you’ll learn a lot there. This is a fun, weird, mean, great, wisdom enhancing, time wasting place to be. Enjoy!
fungyrl, Welcome. The party, (remember it’s not hazing) won’t take that long as long as Hal Briston brought everything, like the candles, crayons and kitten-claw trimmings. He usually forgets those.
You may have already found this, but, here is the “manual”
Page 1
Page 2
page 3
Vb code appendix
In these pages, you’ll find the answers to almost any question from “What is a 1920’s style death ray?” and “Who is Opal, and why am I saying hi to her?” to “How do I make a spoiler box?”
So, sit back, relax, kick off your shoes, if you like. We’ll take GOOD care of you. [sub]hehehehehe[/sub]
Sheep?
Oh, come on, give it a rest. Just drop it already. Quit tormenting poor Hal, you know he didn’t post it on purpose.
(Plus, I heard he had a nasty breakup at the farm last night, so really, don’t get him started…)
So that explains it. It was a spurned sheep getting revenge.
farms hath no fury like a spurned sheep.
but anyways, welcome, new girl. love, learn, lust, and um…limber…
i’ve go tno clue what that’s supposed to mean, though.
i highly suggest you do it, though.
:: Sunspace dashes out of Room Seven, pursued by a tentacle ::
Back! Back, fiend from the watery depths!!
whack whack thud crash splat drip drip
:: ahem ::
Sorry about that. I was… on a conference call.
:: reads OP ::
Hmm. I suppose you could describe the welcome ceremony as ‘filling one in on the ropes’. Interesting turn of phrase. I’ll have to add it to the book.
Anyway, welcome, fungyrl! 
As previously mentioned, our welcoming buffet is in Room Nine. (Please ignore the noises from Room Eight. We’ve… um… rented it out as a sound-effects studio. [sub]Yeah, that’s it. Sound-effects studio.[/sub])
Lots of good advice in this thread. I’ll just add that losing your marbles can actually be a very relaxing and even invigorating experience!
[sub]Psst! Hal! You forgot the shower caps! Or are they over next to the air chest again?[/sub]
Sunspace, [del]we actually need to meet up at the coffee shop this weekend, send me an email[/del] where are the jelly pops? You told me we’d have jelly pops for the… well… you know!
[del]Email sent[/del] Aren’t they in the air chest next to the other stuff?
[QUOTE=Greenback]
Read a lot at the start. Each thread you read will help your descent into the madness
Sorry, not true. I’ve been here for a good while now and I’m perfectly scrumptious tongue mystery hat took my red hippie noodle. Naked pool frogs?
I obscar yuor froogles. scrumptious tongue mystery is not & never has been a Prefect.
iJm
:dubious: Oh yeah? you aren’t supposed to use that kind of language for catpop overs the moon in June at a wedding veil of darkness!
OOoops, sorry, I forgot.
Just beware fungyrl - not all ignorance is bad, some things out there are unknown and, by the mercy of this universe, unknowable to us humans. Sometimes if you have to ask then what you don’t know will melt your brains and turn you into a mumbling wreck…
Hey, who told you the secret password? 
:: breaks into sweat ::
:: fans self ::