The teacher is seriously crossing the line between state and church. If the spell-casting kid tells his mommy, she might be looking at a long, serious conversation with the principal and the superintendent for proselytizing.
I love Jesus’ “TA-DA!” reemergence from the tomb!
And anyone notice little Fluffy (who’s not very fluffy, by the way) looks like Al Jolson in blackface in his little cage? I expect him down on one paw singing “Mammy!”
Good Lord, he does! That is hilarious!
Maybe this is a kinder, gentler Jack Chick. Yay!
As for the teacher crossing the line, I think the spell-casting kid who was going to kill his sister’s kitty might not be too concerned with telling Mom how Mean C’tian Teacher was pushing Jesus on him.
I think my favorite feature of the Chick tracts may be when we find that a child (or sometimes an adult) has somehow grown up in America without ever hearing about Jesus or, apparently, absorbing any religious concepts at all. The child will then absolutely believe anything an adult authority figure tells her about the way the universe works.
Who is this guy?
Never heard of him before. Is he famous in he states?
I looked through the site.
ROFL
what he thinks about the Muslims. Notice how Mohamed thinks $ 
as he chops off the man’s head
and his thoughts of the Jews…
At first I though he wasn’t for real… but i guess he is.
Anyway, why isn’t Miss Johnson married? Is it because men run in terror at the sight of her blank, eyeless face?
How would you know about the condition of Nixon’s testicles in his old age? Are you close to Monica Crowley?
Hell yes, he’s even being (relatively) nice to those Godless, disloyal little decadents called cats!
On the one hand, it always bothers me when I read crap like this and there’s always this inevitable line - “Bad things will happen!” implying, of course, if Jesus was believed those bad things wouldn’t happen. But bad things happen every day.
On the other hand - yes, he was definitely pushed.
Is that what happened? I saw that frame and the first thing that I thought was that Big Juju shoved him off the cloud. And of course, the Rolling Stones started playing in the background of my mind…
The artwork is crude and amateurish even by the standards of a Jack Chick tract, and even taking into account the fact that both tracts are clearly targeting children.
Anybody else get the feeling these were rush jobs?
Man, Chick’s definitely losing his touch. There wasn’t much at all offensive in that one. I did get a laugh out of the little girl asking if she had to use soap and water to get clean. “No, God has a better way!”
[Lucy] I got a chocolate bar! [/Lucy]
[Linus] I got a jaw-breaker! [/Linus]
[Sally] I got a Jack Chick tract! [/Sally]
[Charley Brown] I got a Rock! [/Charley Brown]
[Sally] Hey, Charley Brown, I’ll trade you for that rock… [/Sally]
takes aim at house that handed out the Chick Tract
If only Davey and Goliath could shoot a dart through their lawn funiture. sigh
Alternate take: During Fluffy’s rescue, she scratches Mrs. Johnson, who (in homage to Cat People) is turned into a black panther (still wearing Coke bottle-bottom eyeglasses). Bad kids instantly repent, are eaten by Mrs. Johnson and attain instant salvation.
Cthulu then appears and eats all the remaining protagonists.
The End.
Jeez, you forgot the HAW HAW HAW.
That’s exactly what he thinks. This is why some Fundamentalists hate the Harry Potter series so much. They believe that witchcraft is real, and the work of the Devil.
Yes, I noticed that too. Hmmm.
He’s one of those rightwing Christian nutjobs the US is so famous for. He’s been cranking these tracts out for years now, almost all of them filled with weird, nearly insane ideas about religion. I wouldn’t say that he was big in the States, but certainly many people have seen his work.
Lucy says her cat is saved too! But, and reader of the King James (the only REAL Bible) knows, animals have no souls and cannot be saved. By stating that a cat can be saved, Chick seeks to alter the Laws Of Nature’s God! Blasphemy!!!
Sometimes the proselytizer is another little kid, too. We can’t forget Li’l Susie. But yeah, growing up in the USA pretty much guarantees that a person will be exposed to quite a bit of Christianity. I’m an atheist, my husband is agnostic, and neither of us gave our daughter any religious instruction unless she asked about why people believed this or that…and believe me, she had lots of exposure to Christian ideas.
The tracts are also shoved into candy-bags in lieu of candy on Halloween Night by people with hokey smiles and vacant stares, telling you, “Oh, but its Much better than Candy…!”
…grumble-grumble cheap fucks…
Don’t do witchcraft: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!