[obligatory Star Wars reference] Jesus pushed first!!! [/oswr]
So theoretically, I could get my own copy of “Majik Spells” and take over three quarters of the world as the Dark Warlock King.
No, what Lucy…um, Betsy means is that they were both saved in a different sense. Fluffy was saved in the physical sense since he didn’t die in whatever weird spell Charlie Brown was going to do, and Lucy/Betsy was saved in the spiritual sense since she accepted Jesus into her heart.
And I still think Jesus jumped off the cloud on his own accord. And I just noticed that Daddy is waving goodbye back- although his hand gesture could be interpreted as a weak push. “Hey, son, look, what’s that down there? It looks like a soul in trouble- oops! Sorry! Bye, son! See you in 33 years!”
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This is what happens when you bury America’s most beloved cartoonist in the Pet Semetary.
But what if you’re a student at Hogwarts? 
He didn’t wanna be buried/In a Pet Semetary/He didn’t want to live his life again.
No way; the Van Impe’s say pets will go to heaven, even in the rapture!
Actually, except for the lack of melon-headedness, it reminds me more of Family Circus, with the background void and all.
Little Billy drew them.
I didn’t know that having stink lines was a sin. Thank you, Mr. Chick, for showing me that a shower will get me into heaven!
“God won’t let me in…just as I am?”
“NO, you’ve got to get clean first.”
“With soap and water?”
“No, Betsy. He has a much better way!”
So, apparently, you have to take a shower with Jesus. (Actually, Chick has depicted sinners as having stink lines before, and it kind of makes sense, as sinners and the like are often referred to as “the unwashed.”)
Brought to you by Jesus®! He cleans sin- so you don’t have to.
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That won’t do any good. This is the Chickverse, where nobody’s ever even heard of Jesus, except for the occasional John Waters look-alike. The kid’s mom would probably ask, “Who’s he? Another teacher?” Then a chunk of Skylab would land on both of them and they’d wind up in Hell.
Say rather Don Marquis’s Mehitabel, as drawn by George Herriman.
I caught that in the end of the ad for their latest video.
I was a Van Impe fan when I was a teen Rapturist in the late 70s, and if I’d heard him say that back then, I’d have definitely had the same reaction as I did when I heard it a few months ago- “…WHAT?!?”
President Nixon should have been so lucky! She is one smokin’ RepubliBabe!
He described them in an interview with Adrian Cronauer one time.
I poked through Chick’s website looking for an email addy I could send a nasty letter, and this one is the best I could come up with: productinfo@chick.com
I’m going to bitch at them about Chick getting soft and how his latest tract showed nothing of the fires of Hell and seemed to indicate that Halloween is okay (which as any Chick devotee knows is clearly untrue), I’ll just go off on this long screed (after loading myself up with lots and lots of alcohol, first, of course) about how I now doubt Chick’s claims to being a man of God and the like. Maybe that’ll bring the old Chickee back. Certainly any reply I get will be interesting.
Please post.
That’s either a band name or a new fetish. 
… or some Mexican guy trying to get laid …
If no one else wil say so, I loved this reply. applause