This would never work. Masturbation precludes entry into heaven. Besides, how many movie stars do you think have made it into Jack Chick’s heaven? Surely none of the hot ones are pious enough.
Very entertaining. But kneeling is nothing new in Chick tracts and comics. It removes all doubt from third parties, especially those “witnessing” it at a distance. I seem to recall 2 comics with it: One was Broken Cross, the first comic I ever read (long after the first tract) but actually #2 in the Main Crusader series. I believe it was also present in whichever one preceded the Alberto sub-series of Crusaders. Something about Occult behind Rock Music. Moths drawn to a flame on the cover.
And let’s not forget the very first Chick tract, a call to revival. “Why No Revival?” – it just came to me. I think in both the original and the update the climax(?!) of all the corporate backsliding was real repentance, leading to revival, presumably. Or maybe it’s already a revival as the kneeling and crying occurs.
The key point that I may not have made very clear is that the sinner is ORDERED to accept salvation. Many, many examples of extremely hard sells (Bab Bob, The Monster, etc.) but never before has the saint in question lost it and ordered anyone.
True Blue Jack
Uh, boy, I’m going to have to start reading more carefully.
TBJ
Nah, not really. The kidlet’s ENT is a nice Jewish boy (and ridiculously hot, to boot; I’d pay to see him in a nude scene ;)), and he practices at Holy Spirit Hospital. And I know he’s not the only one.
Robin