Saw this on another messageboard, looked pretty fun. Rules are pretty straight forward. It goes like this…
I like my women like I like my (insert object). Then a witty catch phrase. Leave your post with an object that the next poster has to use.
Women can substute MAN if you like.
I’ll start obviously, and choose the one everyone knows.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black and strong.
Next word… Chair.
I like my men like I like my chair: strong enough to support me, smooth enough not to run my nylons, and comfy enough without smothering me.
Next word: car
I like my women like I like my chair: totally uncovered and in contact with the floor at four points.
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Next word: submarine.
I like my women like I like my car: purring like a kitten after I fill 'em up.
Next word: Telephone
I like my women like I like my chair:
Sleek, stylish, and upholstered in red.
next word: Car
the way I like a submarine; sturdy and capable of staying down for extended periods.
Next word: chalkboard
I like my women like I like my telephones…Princesses, wired and shrill and insistent.
(no, wait…that’s the woman I GOT)
Next up: Garden.
I like my women like I like my submarines - always ready to perform an emergency blow.
Next word: unicycle
I like my women like I like my submarines: easy to go down on (or go down, for that matter) and bristling with silent, explosive excitement, just waiting for release.
I like my women like I like my telephone: compact and filled with the knowledge of many many tricks. Able to take instruction by hand or voice commands and ever whispering into my ear.
Next: shoe.
I like my men like I like my unicycle: they fall for me at unpredictable times, and they don’t make me use my hands when everything below my waist gets the job done.
I like my men like I like my shoe: clad in leather and made to last a lifetime.
Next word: steak.
I like my men the way I like my steaks: thick
word: cologne
I like my women like I like my cologne: French, softly scented, and with a high alcohol content.
Next word: pocket knife
I like my women like I like my pocket knives: flexible, versatile, and covered in red plastic.
Next: kiwi fruit.
i like my men and women like i like my kiwi fruit…wet, slippery, uhhh, fuzzy, sour…GREEN.
uhhh. i lied. i hate kiwi.
next word: Pistachio
I’m in agreement with Cyn. Thick.
I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit: brown and fuzzy on th outside, green and squishy on th inside. No, wait, that didn’t sound right…
Next: motor oil.
I like my women like I like my Kiwi Fruit, juicy, sweet to taste and just a little bit of fuzz.
Tonka Trucks
I have another coffee one:
I like my coffee like I like my women: Pale, bitter and frigid.
I like my women like I like my pistachios… Tasty, out of their shells, and a handful at a time.
I like my women like I like my motor oil… Refined, full of lubricant and big into cars.
I like my women like I like my Tonka Trucks… Small, well put together, and yellow.
Next word: ISP
I like my women like I like my Tonka Trucks. High clearance, manually operated differential, able to maintain balance on uneven surfaces ( 
) and, best of all, able to fit into an overnight bag. 
Cartooniverse
( just as an aside, I can’t believe I’m posting this… )
Oops, Next word: ** Winter Hats**