New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my women like I like my winter hats: keeping my ears warm :wink:

I like my women like I like my ISP: low maintenance, with a 24/7 helpline.

next word: pizza

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I like my men like I like my pizza: spicy, steaming hot and lots of sauce.

Next up: Wristwatch.

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I like my women like I like my wristwatch, cheap, flexible, and a little fast.

Next word: television

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I like my women like I like my television: entertaining, colorful, and with a mute setting.

Next word: death

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I like my men like I like my wristwatch… attractive, flexible, and able to keep going for hours and hours and…

(Alternatively, I like my men like I like my Timex… able to take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.)

I like my men like I like my television… big, easy to turn on, and inappropriate for children after 9:00 pm.

Next up: ice cream

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I like my women like I like my death. Fast and painless.

I like my women like I like my ice cream. Cold and clammy. (ewww! Did I just write that?!?!)

Next word: piccolo

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Piccolo? Well, there was this one time at band camp…
oh wait that was my flute.

I like my men like I like my piccolo, small, hard, easy to handle and making tuneful melodies when I blow them.

Next one, barbeque sauce.

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I like my women like I like my Barbeque Sauce, smothering my meat, and tangy on the tip of my tongue.

Next up: Disposable Razor

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I like my men like I like my barbacue sauce… hot, spicy and finger-lickin’ good!

Next up: Flashlight

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I like my women like I like my flashlight: Full of juice, with a clearly marked button to turn them on. Plus, they should be bright enough to help me find my way in the dark. And, if I get robbed, I should be able to use them as a club and beat the crap outof the robber. They should also store well in closets, the trunks of cras, etc.
next word: Hammock

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I like my men like I like my disposable razor: Sharp, works well in the shower and able to discard easily.

I like my men like I like my hammock: Well hung.

Next up: Tweezers.

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Better: Sharp, work well in wet areas and you don’t feel guilty throwing them away if they get rusty.

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I like my women like I like my tweezers; able to handle MY DICK!

Next word: Plunger.

34

BaHAHAHAHAHA!!

I like my men like I like my plungers; Long, tipped with rubber and able to deal with a lot of shit!

Next: Swing set.

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I like my women like I like my swingset – great with the kids, but fun for me to play on, too.

Next: golf course.

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I like my women like I like a golf course- easy to get a hole in one, nice hills, and worth hours of entertainment.

Next: trash can

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I like my men the way I like my trash cans:

Hard, tall, full and at the end of the driveway before I wake up.

Next: breakfast

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I like my women like I like my breakfast. Every morning, hot, moist, and over easy.

Next: A TV set.

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I like my women like i like My Tv Set: Easy to turn on. Oh, and supple breasts.

Next Up: Bobbing Head Dolls

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We DID TV sets. We did not, however, do GARDENS.

I like my women like I like my breakfasts…steaming and savory and full of grits, with the eggs broken.

Next: GARDENS.