New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my men like I like my gardens: cultivated, earthy and smellin’ good.

I like my men like I like my bobbing head dolls: agreeable, stable and in cars.

Next: money

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I like my women like I like my garden…barren.

Next; Chewing Tobacco

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I like my women like my chewing tobacco, smooth, great tasting, and when I’m through, I just spit 'em onto the street.

Next: Popcorn Popper

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I like my women like a popcorn popper: hot, salty and when you oil em up a little they keep going and going!

Next word: computer

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I like my women like I like my computer… willingness to do windows.

Next: Isolinear induction coil.

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I like my women like I like my isolinear induction coils… only putting out in one direction… mine.

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Next word(s): fecal material

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I like my women like my Isolinear induction coil: understandable only to a gEEk like me, and they really give me a charge…

next word: music

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I like my women like I like my money: Easy come, easy go.

I like my women like I like my fecal matter: Relaxing to read the paper while I’m doing one.

I like my women like I like my music: Cheap, fast, and loud.
Next item: Band-aids.

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I like my woman like I like my restaurants: Cheap and ethnic.

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I like my men like I like band-aids…stuck on me!
Next up: Mouse (the computer kind)

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I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup.

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I like my men like I like my computer mice-- smoothly moving and programmable.

[sub]No one’s going to take on ‘chalkboard’, eh?[/sub]

Next: ankle weights

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I like my women like I like my chalkboards: tall, smooth, and easy to clean.

I like my women like I like my ankle weights: they might weigh me down, but they whip me into shape.

Next word: dictionary

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I like my women like I like my dictionaries: Short, wide, and good for teachin’ the chilluns.

Next item: Bubble Gum.

[sub]Can I get a shout out to Whammo for thinking up this awesome game![/sub]

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Thank you, Eddie Izzard.

“I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in bees!”

I like my women like I like my bubble gum: sweet and tasteful, pink and moist, easy to get worked up with a minimum of mouth action, ready to pop at any time, often found underneath my desk, and easy to get rid of when the fun’s gone out of it.[sub] I will, of course, deny I ever typed any of that in future…[/sub]

Next up: airplanes

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I like my women like I like my airplanes: prepped for boarding and willing to go off auto-pilot.

Next word: stereo

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I like my men like I like my stereo: loud and pumping.

Next: mailbox

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I like my women like I like my mailbox - ready for a daily deposit.

Baseball bat

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I like my women like I like my bubble gum: pink, sweet, and good to chew on.

next word: banana