New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my women like I like my bananas: with curves so serious the EU feels compelled to regulate them.

I like my women like I like my baseball bat: easy to hold, ready to swing, and always letting me score.

Next: anthills

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I wanted to post something, but everything I came up with made me blush. :o

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I like my women like I like my anthills? Okay, let’s try this. I like my women like I like my anthills: Small, brimming with activity, and no one really knows what’s going on under the surface.

Next word: sunglasses

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I like my women like I like my sunglasses: dark and mysterious, yet fairly easy to see through.

Next up: Phone book.

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I like my men like I like my phone books, easy to read, willing to share, and thick.

66

Drat!

umm… next Index Cards

(two simple rules, and I still manage to screw up. No wonder I don’t understand baseball.)

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I like my women like I like my band-aids, bacteria-free, and “ouchless” when it’s time to throw them away.

Next: tennis racket

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Doh! Speaking of screw ups!

I like my women like I like my index cards. Cheap, and you can pick 'em up at most anywhere.

OK, now: tennis racket

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I like my women like I like my index cards: Thin, white, and I can easily read what’s written all over her.

I like my women like I like my tennis racket: She comes with a handle on her, and has no problem with my balls.

Next: bottlecaps

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I like men like I like my tennis racquet: highly strung, easy to clean and fits in the backseat. And when I really need to, I can hit someone with it.

I like women like I like my bottle caps, easy to get off and always come with beer attached.

Next: Antacids

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I like my men like I like my antacids: after a good meal, in the large economy sized package, and keeping my insides happy all through the night
Next word: laundry

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I like my women like I like my laundry: dirty.

Next word: genitals.

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I like my men like I like my laundry: freshly washed, unhampered, and easy to hang out to dry (ha ha!)

Next up: licorice.

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I like my women like I like my laundry: colourful, don’t mind going out in public to that special rendezvous, like to play in bubbles, fold with pleasure at my touch, warm and easy to hug when they’re done. Even if they go around in circles now and then.

Next word: file cabinet.

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I like my women like I like my genitals: Snug, secure, and attached.

Next: chopsticks

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I like my Women like I like my Licorice, slender, fresh, and draped on my neck.

How about: flu symptoms

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I like my women like I like my chopsticks: Long, thin, and always in pairs!

Next: pickup truck

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I like my women like I like my flu symptoms…long-legged and high-chested, with rich olive-toned skin, soulful dark eyes and abundant, curling black hair.

Hang on, I think I’m delirious. Does my forehead feel hot? Where’s that thermomenter?

Next: Fire hydrants.

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I like my women like I like my fire hydrants: short, squat, red, and wet on the inside.

I like my women like I like my file cabinets: short, squat, and with open drawers.

I like my women like I like my pickup truck: short, squat…on second thought, that’s not what pickup trucks are really like.

Next word: message board.

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I like my women like I like my message board: witty, intelligent, educational, flirty, well steeped…in knowledge and coming in the thousands.

Next: booger.

[sub]How that for a transition![/sub]