New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my men like I like my boogers: a little bit clingy but easy to blow.

Next up: folk songs.

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Folk Songs (forgive me Mr Guthrie):

I like my women, and I like ‘em screamin’
From curvaceous to lots o’ sinnin’
From mountainous breasts, to a nice tight valley,
These women were made for not you, but me.

Next up: Punk

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I like my men like I like my Punk - hard, nasty, and prone to speeding.

84

I like my women like I like my coffee; tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

85

I like my women like musical band-aids, they make me move to the groove and boogie woogie all night long while keeping me from spilling my guts.

86

I like my women who can read page two of a multi page thread.

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Next up: Speakers

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I like my men like I like my pickup trucks: big, able to carry large loads, and capable of handling bumpy rides.

89

I like my women like speakers, so I can crank them up to full volume while fiddling with the tuning knobs!
[sub]OK that was sophomoric, but I had no choice![/sub]

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Next topic: Shoes.

91

I like my men like I like my shoes: clad in leather, with rubber down below… and a nice long tongue.

92

Oh, duh. Next word: coathanger

93

I like my women like a coathanger, strong shoulders, able to support a heavy load, and willing to hang around for a while.

Next: Rainstorm

94

I like my men like I like my shoes…comfortable, smooth, and all leather.

up next: bulletin board.

95

I like my women like I like my Rainstorms, lots of action and excitment, able to charge the air , and oh so refreshing, mellow and relaxing when the storm is done.

Next up, Blender.

96

I like my women like I like my Message board, faceless, plenty of action and no real feelings attached.

NEXT!!! :smiley: J/K!!!

Next up is still blender… hehe

97

I like my women like I like my coathangers, thin and twisted!

I like my women like I like my blenders, cheap, easy to turn on and then impossible to turn off.

How about this: Duct Tape

98

I like my women like I like my duct tape: strong enough to hold me together, and able to do absolutely anything in a pinch.

next word: fried chicken

99

This one was obviously too easy so I did an extra.

I like my women like I like my fried chicken:
Finger…
Lickin…
Good.

I like my women like I like my fried chicken: Piping-hot breasts, thighs, and legs, with none of that other stuff to worry about.
Next Item: Cheap Suits.

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I like my women like I like my fried chicken: foul.