New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Next word: cucumbers

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I like my men like I like my cucumbers:
thick and seedless

I like my men like I like my cheap suits:
flashy and tastelessly oversized
Next word: poison ivy

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I like my women like I like my poison ivy: making me squirm and tingle all over.

Next: horseshoes

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I like my men like I like horseshoes-- hard, heavy, and attached to the door jamb with a nail.

[sub]Ewwwww.[/sub]
Next: scissors

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I like my women like I like my scissors: sharp, and they need a good screw to hold them together. (Oh, my, my, my… :D)

Next word: clown nose

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I like my men like I like my clown noses-- small, cute, and bouncing off the walls.
Next: Zippo lighter

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I like my women like i like my zippo lighter; Hot, easy to turn on and without any child-lock.

Next: Dinner plate

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I like my women like I like my Zippo Lighters: with the safety tab off, so I have no trouble pushing their buttons in the right way.

Next word: camera

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I like my women like I like my Dinner plates: big and round. :smiley:

Next is still Camera.

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I like my men like I like cameras-- easily focused on me and disposeable. :smiley: (I have to give kudos to silent_rob for the ‘disposeable’ part.)

Next: bathroom tile

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I like my women like I like my bathroom tile: smooth, clean, slightly moist, and preferably without any mildew in the cracks. :smiley:

Next: porridge

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I like my women like I like my porridge: not too hot, not too cold, but juuuuuuuust right.

Next word: boat

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I like my women like I like by boat, tied up and with a damn great pole going up the middle :eek:

Next Up: Goldfish

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I like my men like I like my goldfish, bright, shiny, lots of energy, and no brains to speak of.

Continuing in the family pet line: Iguanana.

115

Wow.

Nice typo. Go me.

I’m going to get more caffine now. Or go back to bed.

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I like my women like I like my iguanananas: small, sleek, and extremely skillful with their tongues.

Next: SDMB Mods :eek:

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I like my women like I like my SMDB mods: Anonymous, reactionary, and quick to punish! :smiley:

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I like my women like I like my SMDB mods: Anonymous, reactionary, and quick to punish! :smiley:

next word:

golf clubs

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I like my women like I like my golf clubs: sleek, easily grippable, with a good head on them, and able to get my balls into the right place at the right time… :eek:

next word: compact disc

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I like my men like I like my golf clubs: available in various lengths to suit my needs, and traveling in packs to be with me.

Next: lava lamp