New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my men like I like my lava lamps, HOT, colorful, hypnotizing and able to keep me entertained for hours, and hours, and hours…
Next word: lunchboxes

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I like my women like I like my lunchboxes: able to accomodate my desire to nibble no matter where we are, and able to take a thermos inside.

(okay, I don’t like my women EXACTLY the way I like my lunchboxes…)

Next: tupperware

123

I like my women like I like my compact disks: free and plentiful from AOL. :wink:

I like my women like I like my tupperware: tight yet accommodating, and in the kitchen. [sub]no, not really…[/sub]

Next word: three-ring binders

124

I like my women like I like my tupperware: in all shapes and sizes, easy to see through, and ready for me to put some sausage in them.

Next: mints

125

I like my women like I like my three-ring binders: I get to use all three inputs when putting it in under the covers.

Next:

tonsils

126

I like my men like I like my tonsils; Missing. (swollen and pain inducing?)

Next up: Shampoo

127

I like my women like I like my shampoo; after you’re done using them the first time, you repeat as needed.

Next word:

waterbed

128

I like my men like I like my waterbed: King-sized, firm and undulating beneath me
I like my men like I like my mints: melting in my mouth and with plenty more for later
Next: muffins

129

I like my women like I like my muffins: Warm, moist, and a little bit flaky from time to time. Covered in butter, too.

Next word: Jizz :smiley:

130

I like my men like I like my jizz: Nonexistent.

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Next word: comic book

132

I like my men like i like my comic books: with a flexible spine.

Next thing: greek urn

133

I like my women like I like my comic books: flexible, artistic, full of colourful imagery, and, of course, readily openable at a touch. :smiley:

next word: cellphone

[sub]okay, I’m just looking around my cubicle to get words…[/sub]

134

I like my men like I like my greek urns: hard, shapely and lovely to look at.

I like my men like I like my comic books: colorful, full of adventure and able to get my imagination going.

135

Woops,

next word: grapefruit (has this one been done?)

136

I like my women like I like my grapefruit: Lush, ripe and growing on trees, ready for me to pluck them down, peel them down to naked, and eat them.

Next word: sasquatch

137

I like my women like I like my grapefruit, tangy, sweet, and fresh from the Florida or California coast.

I like like my women like I like my cellphone… not able to talk to each other if they’re from different regions!

Next up… Evelyn Wood (Yes, the speed reading Evelyn Wood)

138

sasquatch. I ain’t touchin’ that one cause the only thing that comes to mind is “hairy” and “imaginary”, neither of which will do.

I like my men like Evelyn Wood: fast and able to get their point across without a lot of wasted words.

next: book bag

139

I like my women like I like my bookbags, ready to go whenever I am and available with leather straps.

140

I like my women like i like my Sasquatch, support beer consumption and wild as hell.

next word: Duct tape