New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I can’t believe you guys missed this one (warning: inappropriate):

I like my women like I like my Grapefruits: Sweet and tangy, and they squirt you in the eye when you’re eating them.
Come on folks! I expect better from you!

Next word: Root Beer.

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I like my women like I like my root beer: light, sweet, a pleasure to have, and reminiscent of the more innocent days of my youth.
And sticky. :wink:
And another coffee one:
I like my women like I like my coffee: spiked with alcohol, and preferably with large cups.

Next word: linoleum

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I like my men like I like linoleum-- long-lasting, polished, and on the floor.

Next: Ugueth Urbina :smiley:

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I like my women like I like my Ugueth Urbina: so erratic that I can’t trade them away…

Next: Alcatraz.

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I like my men like I like my (!) Alcatraz-- stone-faced, and open to visitors who want to explore the “facilities”. :wink:

Next: fuzzy dice

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I like my women like I like my fuzzy dice: always hanging around, they make me look fast, and they’re shaggy. very shaggy.

Next: spoon

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I like my women like I like my spoons: curvy, yet slightly bent.

Next: zippers

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I like my women like my zippers: In My Pants.

Next word: Pants

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I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions.

Next: manilla folders

(this ought to be interesting…)

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I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions.

Next: manilla folders

(this ought to be interesting…)

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I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions.

Next: manilla folders

(this ought to be interesting…)

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I like my men like I like my manilla folders: a little bit tan and with a cool exterior to mask the interesting things inside.

Next: Rubber bands.

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I like my women like I like my rubber bands, conveniently spread across the desk as a useful way to keep fingers occupied while not smoking.

Next Up: A named moderator of your choice

154

I like my men like I like my TubaDivas: knowledgeable and strict. :stuck_out_tongue:

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“And…”, he says, with a stern, manly tone.

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:o

[sub]bad Bunny[/sub]

Next up: powdered instant beverages

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i like my women like i like my powdered instant beverages: Quick and easy, with ice cubes… :smiley:

Next: Hockey Cards

158

I like my women like I like my hockey cards: picture-perfect but bleeding and missing teeth.

Next word: lumber

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I like my men like I like my lumber: aromatic, at home in the forest, and hard-wood.

Next: wine.

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I like my women like I like my wine, with nice legs, blond or vibrantly red, and very quaffable.
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