New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my women like I like my chew toys: cute, squeezable, and fun in the bath. :smiley:

Next: alarm clock

162

I love my men like I love my chew toys: pliant, squeaky, just firm enough to be interesting.

Next word: crabs

163

I like my women like I like my crabs - sucking on my genitals.

Next word: Urinal cake

164

I like my men like I like my Urinal cake: Manly, functional, and frequently replaced.

Next: christmas lights

165

I like my women like I like my urinal cake. Smelling fresh and always cleaning.

Next up: High Colonic

166

I like my men like I like my christmas lights: blinking and shiny in all the right places at all the wrong times. :slight_smile:

Next word: Doughnut holes

167

I like my men like I like my doughnut holes: small, sweet, and able to get me sticky!

Next up: Pagodas

168

I like my men like I like pagodas-- Asian, and erected for worship.

Next: pink lemonade

169

I like my women like I like my pink lemonade - wet, sticky, and all over my pants.
Next word: flashlight

170

I said HIGH COLONIC!

171

I like my high colonic like I like my alarm clock…
[sub]no, waitaminnit, that isn’t right[/sub]

172

I like my men like I like my flashlight: lenghty enough for a two handed grip and fully energized in the dark, with enough juice to last until dawn.
I like my men like I like my alarm clock: Giving me a rude awakening and insistant about not letting me sleep through anything good.
Next: printer

173

I like my men like I like my laser printer: spittin’ it out a mile a minute, and a nice crisp finish.

174

I wasn’t gonna touch Whammo’s suggestion, but… <sigh>

I like my men like I like my high colonics-- refreshing. Not that I know what a high colonic is like, mind you… but I can imagine… you know…

Um, next: geoducks

175

I like men like I like geoducks…not at all :wink:

Next up - dictionaries.

176

I like my men like I like my dictionaries - sizeable, thick and full of a broad variety of words, ready to burst forth at any time.

Next up - jingle bells

177

i like my men like jingle bells. . .

oh what fun they are to ride.
next - bbq grill.

p.s. - please don’t mind the typing - i’m typing one handed - no shift key ability - and on heavy, wonderful meds.

178

[sub]snicker AudreyK likes high colonics!*snicker[/sub]
I like my women like I like my BBQ Grill, Big and round and smokin hot!

Next up: Lobotomy

179

I like my women like I like my lobotomies: able to cut away the pain and leave me in a happy happy world…
[sub]wait a minute, that doesn’t seem quite right either[/sub]

Next word: box-girder bridges

180

I like my men like I like my box-girder bridges - big and sturdy and capable of carrying the weight of the world.

Next up: Magnifying glass