I like my men like I like my box-girder bridges–rigid, durable, and long enough to get the job done!
Next word: pesto
I like my women like I like my pesto: spicey and saucey.
Next word: piggy bank
I like my women like I like my piggy bank…when you’re done with them, you get back all the money you put in. 
Next: movies
I like my women like I like my movies: well-developed characters with plot holes in all of the right places.
Next word: jigsaw puzzle
I like my women like I like my jigsaw puzzle: Nine years and up.
Next up: Coffee Maker
I like my men like I like my coffee maker. Hot on demand.
Next up: pain killers
I like my men like I like my pain killers. Cheap, easy to swallow, taste good and make me feel oh so very good!
Next… Toilet Paper
I like my men like I like my painkillers: strong enough to put me into a glassy-eyed daze for hours!
I like my men like I like my toilet paper–clean to start, then really, really dirty.
Next word: vertical blinds
I like my men like I like my vertical blinds: pull on the cord, and they’re up instantly.
next: seasonal allergies
This thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile…
I like my women like I like my seasonal allergies. They keep me in bed for days.
Next: Barry Manilow
I like my women like I like my Barry Manilow… In the spotlite one day and gone the next.
Next: Cumquats
I like my men like I like my kumquats: with the skin on.
We missed magnifying glass, sorry.
I like my men like I like my magnifying glass: high-powered and able to light my fire.
Next word is literary theory
-Yersinia
I like my women like I like my literary theory: bookish, esoteric, and able to put me to sleep in twenty minutes.
Next: Scotch tape
I like my men like I like my Scotch tape: easy to see through, and easy to cut off at the flick of a wrist.
Next up: journalists.
I like my women like I like my journalists: excellent penmanship, and they’ve seen the world but are willing to settle for my boring-local-newspaper ass.
Next word: megaphone
I like my men like I like my megaphone: loud, and yet unobtrusive and easy to stow when I’m done with them!
Next up: headphones.
I like my women like I like my headphones, whispering sweet nothings just for me in front of everyone.
nesxt : arak
I like my women like I like my Arak, Strongly alcoholic and of middle eastern/far east descent. [sub]had to look this one up on dictionary.com!![/sub]
next up: Rectal Bleeding
[damn it detop! 
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