New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Bastard.

I like my women like I like my rectal bleeding - coming with vigorous rubbing, and avoidable through diet.
Next up: Klein bottle.

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Whammo, you’re sick. :smiley:

I like my men like I like my Klein bottles-- geeky, easy to see right through, and sold through the Internet.

Next: AA batteries

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I like my women like I like my AA batteries: coming in pairs, full of energy, and fitting in the palm of my hand.

no-wax floor

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I like my women like I like no-wax floors, low maintenance, lined up and ready to walk over.
Next Up: A dead parrot

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I like my women like I like dead parrots: Beautiful, silent, and low-maintenance.

Next item: Buddy cop movies from the 80’s

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I like my men like I like my buddy cop movies, they always work together as a team, one is always aggressive while the other’s sensitive, and you know the gratuitous visit to the strip club is in the works.

next up; George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine

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I like my men like I like my George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine. There when I want it and hot on demand.

Next: Dr Pepper

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I like my women like I like Dr. Pepper, never flat, and can’t tell the difference between diet and regular.

Next: Old-assed Superman comic books

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I like my men like I like my old-assed Superman comic books. Broken in and worn after providing hours of enjoyment.

Next: cashews

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I like my women like i like my cashews, no shell, bent in the middle, and a tasty eat.

Next Laptop Comp.

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I like my men like I like my laptop: reprogramable.

212

I suck at this…

Next up: DVDs

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I like my women like I like my DVD’s: high visual and auditory quality and I can always skip to the parts I like best.

Next up: A freshly mowed lawn.

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i like my women like I like a freshly mowed lawn, fresh smelling and trimmed close around the bush.

Next: Blind mole rat

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Whammo… :smiley:

I like my women like I like my blind mole rats: when I’ve successfully captivated them, I know that my light will make them more active.

[sub]Damn, that was a tough one…[/sub]

Next one: Scorsese movie

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Whammo… :smiley:

I like my women like I like my blind mole rats: when I’ve successfully captivated them, I know that my light will make them more active.

[sub]Damn, that was a tough one…[/sub]

Next one: Scorsese movie

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I like my men like I like my Scorcese movies: full of graphic and explicit language and able to hold my attention for 2 or more hours.

Next: photoediting program (e.g. PhotoShop)

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I like my women like I like my photoediting program:

Able to make anything look beautiful, can flip, invert, and swirl, and comes with a cropping function.
Next item: recordable CD (CD-R)

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I like my men like I like my CD-R: I can put absolutely anything on them, take them with me anywhere, and share them with my friends if I’ve a mind to.

Next: boat anchors.

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I like my men AND women like I like my boat anchors: quick to go down and chained to my boat.

How about online comic strips?