New Game. I like my women...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I like my women like I like my online comics: sexy, free-thinking, net-literate, colourful, frequently reinvigourated, and with a delightfully-twisted sense of humour.

Next word: housefly

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I like my men like I like my houseflies-- dressed in black and always buzzin’.

Next: feather duster

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I like my women like I like my feather dusters: able to tickle my fancy, and clean up afterwards.

Next word: metronome

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I like my women like the metronome. On top of the baby grand (or under it or in it for that matter).

Next word: floss

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I like my women like I like my bowel movements. Wet and loose.

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I like my women like I like floss: cheap, disposable and helping me to access small gaps.

Next Up: Winston Churchill’s bowler hat

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I like my women like I like my Winston Churchill’s bowler hat: round, black, and ready for my head.

Next: Euclidean geometry

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I like my women like I like my Euclidean geometry, easy to grasp with curves in all the right places. (If only we could meet!)

Next up: forklift

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I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then…

Next word: ornithopter

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I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then…

Next word: ornithopter

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I like my women like I like my ornithopters… held aloft by the wings of angels, drawn perfectly by leonardo (!!!maybe!!!) and able to hover above me like a bird in the breeze and take me higher.

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I like my women like I like my ornithopters… held aloft by the wings of angels, drawn perfectly by leonardo (!!!maybe!!!) and able to hover above me like a bird in the breeze and take me higher.
OH!! Next up (thanks to slow boards): party mix snacks!!

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I like my women like I like party mix snacks. All sorts of colors and sizes, and all together at once.

Next word: toe jam

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I like my women like I like my toejam: soft yet firm, and at my feet.

Next word: shuriken

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I like my men like I like my shuriken— sharp, and a good distractionli.[/li]Next: dandruff

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I like my women like I like my dandruff–white, irritating, and just a little flaky.

Jarts

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I like my men like I like my Jarts-- dangerous to play games with.
Next: Tasmanian devil