On the contrary, you’ll probably find that we’re excellent as a time-wasting device. 
Yes, I concur, this wastes a TON of time that could be better spent…say working…
Nice to meet you JaG…Do you know Celine Dion? Just wundrin’
well, you guys waste your time very well I must say
and for the person who asked me if I know Celine Dion, the answer is no, why would I know this woman ? lol
JaG
Well, she IS Canadian…don’t y’all know each other?
lol… nah us Canadians don’t know many stars. We know the fur traders really well, those guys that make the igloo’s are kinda fun to chat with down at the trading post now and again. You know, when your waiting for the buffalo skins to dry and there’s not much else to do? My favourite people in Canada though have to be the attack beaver trainers, they really know their stuff I tells ya! They get those beavers to bite just hard enough and surprisingly when they pull back there is a Canadian Maple Leaf bite mark that looks absolutely perfect.
Oh %$#^ I’ll be right back, my canoe just tipped and I have to save my computer before it sinks to the bottom of the lake !
JaG 
She’ll do just fine.
Hi justagirl. Nice to meetcha.
Hope you stick around awhile.
insert something witty here
I definetly think I will be here a while
and thanksfor the vote of confidence Bill
JaG
UncleBill, your’e right. I think we got us a keeper!
JustaGirl, hang around!
BTW, do you know that there are three words that end in “gry”? Hungry, angry, and one more. You’ve really got to know this one before they’ll teach you the secret handshake.
Hi JustAGirl, welcome to the boards!
Just a Monstre, saying hi from Florida.
I’ll keep that in mind superbee
thanks again for the warm welcomes everyone
JaG
Hi JustaGirl.
Welcome to the SDMB.
I hope you enjoy your stay here.
In case you didn’t know, this is a ‘clothing optional’ site.
Welcome one. Welcome all.
I am a boil. I love you all.
I must get that gun soon - time is running out.
I see, well that’s good news… means I don’t have to put them back on then
JaG
Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. Sharp. And only 18 posts old.
20 now, I’m on a roll better watch out
JaG
What’ll she think of next?
I dated a girl from Canada when I was in summer camp.
You don’t know her.