Choose a response:
Any or all of them works fine by me.
Now that I’ve been initiated, I’d better help too. But before we deal with the WTHTL Militia, I need to find some pants. This sheet I’m wearing is just a bit breezy for my tastes and my moving around too much is libal to get it to head south when the knot comes undone.
I don’t suppose there’s a supply room in this complex where you might have tossed the clothing from some other vict… cough I mean, some other Initiate?
There should be. :: looks around, sees door behind, opens it ::
Ah, here we go. A closet full of SDMB jumpsuits. :: hands one to EarthStone ::
You know, these are kind of snazzy. I’ll think I’ll put one on as well.
Bah! I’ll keep my leather armor, and iron helm, and fur cloak, thank you very very much.
Yes, I must say that I’d prefer my leather…though I may like to take one home if thats fine with everyone 
Oh and Kythereia…smooches for you mwah
I must say you DO look rahter fetching Axe 
OK, so I’m confused again about our location - I’m not drownded?
A jumpsuit huh? I’m used to my homespun cotton and wool but it’ll do in a pinch. Excuse me ladies.
steps behind open door to closet for a bit of privacy, changes into jumpsuit, neatly folds up ex-skirt/sheet and puts away in closet.
How do I look? The mechanic blue/grey color may be a bit drab, but it should hide any stains from sliced squck or other creatures that come along. I like the bold lettering of the SDMB patch though, nice touch.
Ok, how should we deal with the WTHTL Militia?
Daithi, I think Spatial Rift took care of the water with a, uh, spatial rift.
Yes, the jumpsuits are cool, and practical as well. But there’s something to be said for a Goddess in luscious robes, and a Princess in ass-kickin’ leather. (Is your name Fiona, by any chance?)
Um, why are we calling them the WTHTL militia again? Was I the only one who saw the name of the village, La Kutimejo, on the train station? Did anyone see the actual name of the police?
Oh, and Hal? If there were two of you, you’d be a Dirty Pair.
I’ve been calling them that because Hal called them that (in post 515) and I didn’t notice the name of the village when I was there, but it may have been covered by falling squck by the time I arrived.
They’re probably calling it Squckville by now anyways…
Well, I know I’m calling it The Place I don’t Want To Be.
Ok, it seems that Spatial Rift’s spatial rift did the trick. The sun is going down, and the villager’s torches are now visible in the Vale. ETA is about 20 minutes.
Once they start pounding the the Vale Door, I’ll open it from the Control Room and release the C.H.U.D.s…they should be able to take out the bulk of the villagers, but there may still be a few dozen left. We’ll need a few of you to go down there and meet the survivors, hand-to-hand. Regallag, I’m looking in your direction. Care to put together a mop-up team?
presents hilt to Regallag
My liege, my Vorpal blade is at your service. Do what you will!
:: grabs 1920’s-style “Death Ray” and a supply of B-size batteries ::
:: prepares several, er, highly energetic spheres of warped spacetime ::
Yes, warriors! We shall destroy any remains of their pathetic little militia, as well as any CHUDs that make the mistake of staying alive and attacking us!
CHUDs are alive?
:: puzzled look ::
And, of course, if their militia chooses not to attack the Doorway, we’ll be spared the whole bother.
[sub]I saw all those aircraft they had…[/sub]
There’s a door there? I thought it got blown… in… out… up… uh… Didn’t it get blown off?
Either way, count me in. I can’t hurt them, but neither can they hurt me. I can distract a few of them until you warriors finish your opponents, and then with their numbers reduced, perhaps mine will just run away.
I thought Hal said the CHUDs were doing a little repair work…?
Now, what we’ll find in the doorway room when we get down there is another question…
What you should find is wall-to-wall giblets, if Operation C.H.U.D.-Blood goes off according to plan. We’ll be finding out shortly…it looks like the villagers approacheth…
:: hits switch, opens Vale Door ::
:: C.H.U.D.s swarm out, mowing through villagers ::
:: villagers mount resistence, start turning the tide a bit ::
:: C.H.U.D.s attack with renewed fury, but are slowing :: (that’s the problem with C.H.U.D. infantry – they always stop to eat their kill)
:: villagers start thowing buckets of rancid squck meat at C.H.U.D.s ::
:: C.H.U.D.s stop attacking villagers, start eating squck meat, drop dead ::
Hmmmm…didn’t see that one coming. Well, on the plus side, we won’t have to feed one of you to the C.H.U.D.s now. On the negative side, we’ve still got about 60 villagers left to deal with. Get to it, troops!
:: Opens door to basement ::