Hmm.
Tickling’s not working. Bad jokes aren’t working.
Any ideas, folks? Need some help here!
How about bad poetry?
I wandered lonely
As an ant…
No, huh? OK - - limericks!
There once was a maid from Madras
Who had the most beautiful ass
It was not, as you think,
Round, firm, and pink
But was gray, had long ears and ate grass!
Hmmm… He’s made of stronger stuff. NEXT!
All right, get the RoboGoat. We’ll see how he likes a taste of his own…medicine. snickers evilly
:: Sunspace drops a hammer and turns from a RoboGoat access panel. ::
Okay, I think I’ve got the remote lockout bypassed, and we can use any learning remote with this thing. Let’s see…
:: Sunspace picks up a remote and presses a button. ::
:: the RoboGoat perks up, turns towards Hal, and advances. ::
:: Sunspace presses another button. ::
:: The RoboGoat lowers its head and starts to accelerate. Unfortunately, its aim is a little off. It misses Hal in the chair and impacts the wall, creating a small indentation and collapsing in a heap. ::
Ooops.
:: holds up the remote which she had successfully picked out of Hal’s pocket ::
Why didn’t you wait?!
:: kicks **Sunspace ** ::
Hmmm…I’m torn here. It would seem that yet another one of my beloved RoboGoats has been trashed, and I’ve lost my remote control.
On the plus side, however, I did just have Anaamika rummaging around in my pockets. 
Note to self: Fingerprint identification protocol on the next remote.
Whew. 48 posts, and no signs of any mutated things. Well, let’s “re-initiate” Hal!
:: glances around, rolls up drum ::
Here’s the canola oil…
No point. He likes it.
rescues Sunspace and scolds Anaamika roundly, tinkers in the corner with the RoboGoat
There we go! as it slowly gets back up I think it’s on the move now, it’s–
scrambles to feet as it flees from the room Hey! Wait! Get back here! Help!
:eek: Omigosh…
It’s headed for Mariah’s room!
takes a quick time-out to dunk Hal in canola oil, then resumes chase
Hi!
Welcome to page 2 of your welcome thread.
Geeee…if only someone here knew the emergency RoboGoat shutdown procedure.
Well, actually, someone does. But he seems to be shackled to a chair, and short one remote control. Oh well…looks like the RoboGoat is just going to demolish the initation complex and leave poooor Mariah to die…
*So unlock me and gimme back my remote already, damnit! * :dubious:
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Harmy! Perfect! You’ll help me out, right??
Right? Right??
We have an emergency shutdown procedure.
:: holds up 1920’s-style “Death Ray” ::
I found some more B-size batteries.
Perfect! Press the button! cheering
:: aims 1920’s-style “Death Ray” at door through which the RoboGoat has gone ::
BZZZOWNNT
:: the door is gone; a wide circular hole is all that remains. Part of the floor beyond has been obliterated, and water is rapidly draining from the upper part of the Squid Storage Pool, revealing the …contents… of the pool.
The RoboGoat is nowhere to be seen.
*ignoring **Kythereia’s ** scolding except to 
*
**Harmless ** is mine! And she loves me enough to do what I say!
Harmless, please? I want to play with him some more! :eek: Don’t untie him yet.
:p? Oh, my dear…
grabs bow and takes aim, shoots golden arrow into Anaamika and leaden arrow into Hal
Ow! WTF was that? Am I supposed to fall in love with somebody now or something?
Poor Hal, a leaden arrow?
According to Greek legend, a golden arrow does not hurt and causes someone to fall madly in love, while a leaden arrow also does not hurt but causes that person to hate and despise even the very thought of love.
Sooooo… g
- *Anaamika ** glares at Kythereia…which suddenly changes to a look of mad passion
Kythereia! You’re mine!
*chases **Kythereia ** down, ignoring *Hal ** completely