: smooches Anaamika fully on the nose :
How’s that?
In love yet? 
: waves :
Hey Hal! 
Did kitten let you out to play today?
Ooooh! That’s gotta hurt!
: pulls out arrow and jabs Kythereia in the butt with it :
Hey, you lost something. 
So tell me…am I supposed to be hating the concept of love, or am I supposed to be really horny?
And more to the point, who’s gonna explain all this to my wife?? :eek:
I so volunteer for that!
I *so * prefer the second. But I am not going anywhere near your wife.
Either one, Hal 
Now if you’ll excuse me… flees from Anaamika
shoots golden arrow at harmless in passing
Yeah, let me.
It’s hard to kill the messanger if she’s already undead.
:: Sunspace returns from the Squid Storage Room, shaking, with an indescribable look on his face ::
:: He sees the events in the room and stops dead ::
If I were you, Sunspace, I’d turn right around and take my chances with the squid.
Oh, Sunspace!
: gives Sunspace that undead lovin’ look :
How you doin’?
Mind if I nibble an earlobe for a sec, sweets? You look delicious…
I would just like to say that this is the longest welcome thread I’ve ever seen, nevermind that the person you’re welcoming has vanished under mysterious circumstances. It’s clear that from now on, newbies wishing to make a strong first impression should start a welcome thread, get banned and disappear.
We had a longer one. remember the one with the squck, and the monster bread? Yeah. That was longer. But this one I find to be wierder, if somewhat safer. Undead lovin’… ::shivers, and grips axe firmly:: Nevermind that “safer” part.
Undead lovin’…had me a blast…
Undead lovin’…rottin’ so fast…
Met a corpse…crazy for me…
Met a I’m sorry…no, no…stop the music. I’m sorry, this is just all kinds of wrong.
:: drops mic, walks off stage ::
“Walks off stage?” I thought you were shackled!
Oh…right…
:: drops mic, doesn’t go anywhere ::
Let’s tar & feather him!
:: gets the tar, dumps it messily all over **Hal’s ** head ::
Get the feathers!
When you have swans for your bird, this is all too easy… produces bag full of white feathers
Well, now that that’s all cleared up (thanks to all the relevant parties), I do believe some of you were in the process of torturing me, or something?
Ah-hah! There’s the one who’s supposed to be locked to this chair! Now would someone please unlock me so we can get the real initation started??
Oh did they put you in there instead? Thank you people. I’m perfectly happy to join in with your torture. I’m not very good with pain at all.
Oh, no, you don’t, darling…
swiftly unlocks Hal from his chains, shackles Improbability
Let the initiation recommence!