Whoa! That was a quick banning! OK, people - let’s re-set the scene…
returns I brought lollipops! And there was a discount on leathe–
Hey… where did the newbie go?
shrug Anybody up for some calamari?
Calamari? I …had chicken already. Thanks.
twitch
whimper
Oooo. Er…
How about a beer? proffers one
:: Looks at the chair that Improbability was sitting in, now containing only a set of leg irons, some duct tape, and a puff of smoke ::
Hmmm…it would seem ohgratuitous neglected to notify the mods about that name change…
Oh well…
:: takes proffered brewski ::
Here’s to initations that were never meant to be…
You know I’ve never seen a goat give a sigh of relief before. Or a squid.
clinks beer bottles with Sunspace and Hal Cheers, boys. To the next initiation!
So when are we going to explore The Vale Beyond the Doorway*, anyway?
- Sounds very C. S. Lewis, dontchya think?
There’s a slight… problem.
Someone closed the door.
When I re-opened it, there was nothing there but another dank basement room.
I hope that we can get back there someday.
Hello **ohgratuitous, **be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Well, since **Hal ** is one of my favorite people, and he’s right next to the chair…
:: sneaks up and snaps the leg irons on **Hal ** ::
Haha! I’ve got you now! Let’s do the initiation anyway, guys - we’ve got a vict-err, a substitute!
Oh, I think this is only the beginning… 
In the meantime, let’s put these lollipops and calamari to good use with Hal. evil grin
What an …excellent idea! 
:: maniacal grin ::
snap snap :: pulls on rubber gloves::
Hey!! What’d I ever do to you people??
:: recalls Evil Overlord of Evil posts, nearly blowing everyone up with defective RoboGoats, genetically engineering the Squck, etc., etc… ::
Ah, crap.
Get a feather!
Hell, get a whole bunch of them and we’ll start by tickling him until he pees.
Good thing I have the mop handy. Ooh - and he’s just had a beer, too. Ew.
Neener neener…not ticklish. 
No, really, I’m not…no sense even trying it out…nope, won’t do you any good, nope nope nope…
Which usually means he is.
But, still, if he says he isn’t he really may not be, so we’ll skip that one. I’ve got it! Let’s read him all the bad puns & jokes we can find.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one says “DUCK!”
Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says “You’d think the third guy at least would have ducked.”
A Polish guy, a Jew, a Russian, and an Indian all walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t accept your kind here.” The string goes back out and ruffles up his edges and ties himself into a knot. He walks back in and the bartender says, “Weren’t you the string that just came in here?” And the string says “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”
Two ducks walk into a bar. The third one yells, “MAN!”
How you doing, Hal, my dear?
Improbability & ohgratuitous are you a pair of socks?
Pshaw! Are you kidding me? I spent years watching MST3K…these jokes have no effect on me!
*Nnnnnnnnnnnggaaaaahhh!!!* Enough!! I give!!! Please, *please* no more torture like that!! :eek: