Plus charger, of course. 
Who needs a + 47 Halbred when I’ve got my +∞ Axe of Awesome-ness?
What the hell are you people doing here? This thread is still open?
:: looks around ::
What in the world is going on??
Well, Anaamika…
We’re in a basement room of the Initiation Complex, but several rooms over from the basement room that led to the Vale. Hal Bristob has sent a force of… something… down the hall outside the Initation Room (number three, IIRC). We’ve also extablished that Hal[ is not the only creator of Genetically-Engineered Improbabilities.
And I can’t stand squid anymore.
So has his evil room mate Hal Briston
Someone else is creating these things?
It’s still **Hal’s ** fault, though, right??
Yes. Everything to do with monsters, creatures, or G-EIs in the Initiation Complex is Hal’s fault.
Actually, may I recommend slipping on this pair of Joo Janta 2000 Peril-Sensitive Chromatic Sunglasses? At the first sign of danger, they blacken instantly, working on the principle of “what you can’t see can’t hurt you!”
Oh, suuuure…Let’s just blame every genetically engineered atrocity on the guy who just happens to create most of the genetically engineered atrocities!
Buncha Evil-Overlordists! :mad:
I just want to be the one after nine-oh-nine.
Hey, at least I didn’t call them atrocities. No wonder they’re angry. Even a Genetically-Engineered Improbability has its own amour-propre.
What are you, the spokesperson for People for the Ethical Treatment of Genetically-Engineered Improbabilites?
[Mrs Lovejoy] Wont sombody please think of the Genetically-Engineered Improbabilites! [\Mrs Lovejoy]
I think it would be best if we dont go around insulting something that could potentially destroy us, no matter how ugly…err…i mean…oh…just don’t insult them m’kay?
And stop opening those damn doors, you dont know whats behind them 
This Princess needs sleep :(:(
I’m begining to see how people manage to collect 12000 posts :rolleyes:
And to think my welcome thread had two replies :sniff:
We can… merge the effort. I understand that Initiation Room Four as a banquet laid on for a number of other new Dopers…
Yes, hawkeyejo, come to the banquet room. Heh heh We have… Turkish Delight…
Well, to be fair, half of these nuts signed up after you did.
But if you *really * want to be re-initiated, I’m sure they’ll be more than happy to help.
:: blanch ::
No! Not Turkish Delight! You remember what happened the last time we tried that, right? It took us weeks to clean everything up.
No, no, no - - that was Turkish Ecstasy, remember? We changed the formulation this time around, toned it down a bit. We were thinking of doing Turkish Passive Complacency, but it was just so… meh.
:: A tray of various meats walks in an introduces itself ::
Genetically engineered sentient Turkish Delight, anyone? Try me, I’m yummy!