:dubious: Well…um…
It’s *your * machinery. I can’t see anyone else coming up with it. Besides, it’s more fun to blame you.
As for hawkeyejo, I just learned he’s Indian, so if we’re going to initiate him, Curry Must Be Involved, since everyone thinks all Indians use curry and most of us don’t.
<shrugs> Sounds fine by me…I’ll see if he’s available.
Ummm…since this is an initation, I assume we’ll want him to be in his Dr. Frank N. Furter outfit?
Turkish Ecstasy? You sure? Hmm.
But then my memories if the actual event are a bit… nonexistent. I do remember the cleanup. Whoever though it was a good idea to put wall-to-wall shag carpeting in a class-four virology lab should be taken out and shot NOW, if they weren’t already.
Wait, wait, wait. You’re a meat??? Where I come from, Turkish Delight is a jelly-centred chocolate bar.
This could explain a lot.
Yeah, that’s cool - - we’ll meet the meat!
Heeeyy waitaminute. An initiation without nudity??
What sort of boring party is this anyway. Why, when I was your age…
I didn’t even notice that. Turkish Delight is a sweet, yes, not a meat. You strange (insert nationality here).
hawkeyejo, you’re welcome to get naked. It may even help the scarring.
It could be a sweetmeat…
Whose–ours or theirs? 
I have the curry and will someone please tell me where you want the canola oil. I think Randall is talking with the Turkish Delight. Is this what happens “when worlds collide?”
Not having seen hawkeyejo, I can’t say for sure. A pic, pretty please?
Snakescatlady, where do you *think * we want the canola oil?
Yes. The really interesting part is how we can be in more than one Initiation Room at the same time. Cool, eh?
Wait, I keep forgetting - are we in the universe in which Superman died, or is that the next one over?
2nd to the last from the far end, 4th row down.
What do you mean pretty???
I am the lady…ahem, gent in red. I can’t find a prettier pic of me…don’t think there exists one where I don’t look like BigFoot (minifoot?)
The mammoth next to me is V. from this post. Hope he doesn’t get too freaked out that I am bandying his pic about merrily on the net.
So your suggestion (going nekkid) help prevent *your * scarring then…I can’t really see that we’d be scarred by seeing you naked.
Unless, of course, there’s something else you’re hiding. :dubious:
Just don’t…you know…beat it.
In light of the recent MJ verdict: BOO! 
No, no, not me going naked…others…for my benefit. I am being welcomed, right?
We’ll think about it. But only after you get in that chair, there, the one attached to the giant centrifuge.
Ok, just sit where the Axe tells you and I promise, cross my heart and hope to die, that someone will eventually be naked.
