>>chuckles and opens canola oil…<<
Ah. Then, hawkeyejo, I do recommend *you * should be the one getting nekkid. And quickly, by the looks of it.
On that note:
TREBOUCHET FIRE!
…and he’s over the uprights…
…and it’s GOOD!
Wow, was he supposed to go *that * far?
I understand the canola oil is intended, at least partly, for lubrication.
What else is it intended for 
Well, it also helps during the cooking phase.
Oh…
:o
I thought we were just trying to cut down on our saturated fat intake…
Lay your filthy hands off me, you beasts.
And bring me the virgin…
…olive oil.
Popeye might have a few words to say about that…
S8nerk*
You guys *slay * me.
I thought that was the job of the Genetically-Engineered Improbabilities?
Cannibalism, snuff - what’s next, coprophagia?
I puke at your unworthiness of my nudity. Whatever that means.
And where’s my virgin?
I have decided that instead of an extra virgin olive oil, i’ll go with the extra virgin Natalie Portman.
You have till the end of the day to deliver, or else…
Well, I think there may still be a spare Extra-Virgin RoboNatalie Portman in one of the storerooms somewhere…
A spare??? What did you do with the other ones?
E-Bay, what else? Any idea what the overhead on this place is? Thank god for fanboys wanting a Padme of their very own.
But hey, if you want this one, here’s the remote.
Of course, “spare” might not be the term I was looking for. “Prototype with pointy gears in certain, unfortunate areas” might be more accurate.
Hal, you sick, twisted man. Funny, but still twisted.
Say, Hal, you don’t happen to have a RoboUma Thurman with chainsaws for hands and laserbeams for eyes, do you?
I’m just askin’!