Hmmm…not specifically, but if you give me a few minutes, I can probably pop an Uma head onto this RoboAsh body.
I’ll have to look into adding the laser beams, though.
How about a spare RoboPierceBrosnan? Got any of those laying (snerk) around?
:eek:
I know it may not be my place to ask, but, what for?
[defensive mode]I got my reasons![/defensive mode]
Lesse…Brosnan…Brosnan…huh, odd, I know I had a few, but there doesn’t seem to be a file for…oh, wait, that’s right. Heh, silly me…had him filed under “Bond”.
Ok, lesse…hmmm, sorry, no…no Brosnans left. No Connerys or Daltons either. All we got is a busted-up Roger Moore, and a shitload of George Lazenbys.
Fuck. No thanks.
Lemme think…who else do I swoon over?
How 'bout Sam Ash in his Army of Darkness Days? “Twelve gauge double-barrelled Remington” BANG BANG!
Gotta be a few of those left over. Pretty please?
Oooo, sorry. Go back to post #961…I just finished putting a laser-eyeball-modified-Uma head on my last RoboAsh, complete with chainsaw hand.
You’re welcome to his head, if you like…
“Sam Ash”? That a music store! The guy we’re talking about is Ashley J. Williams.
Hal! I thought you were my friend! Let’s see…can I have a Robo…oh never mind. You don’t provide. 
What is this music store you speak of? I’m pretty sure that guy’s name was Sam Ash…his real-life name is Bruce Campbell. I was the only girl in line to get his autograph once.
Oh, can I just insert a tasteless “get some head” joke, here?
Hey! If you wanted a RoboAsh, then you shoulda said something before I publicly said I was going to strip a RoboAsh for parts! Sheesh!
“Don’t provide”?? Hey, I got a list of satisfied customers as long as my arm here…there are Briston Brand RoboFolks[sup]TM[/sup] making dreams and fantasies come true worldwide! All the while awaiting my secret signal to rise up and assist in my world domination plans, of course.
Hmph! “Don’t provide”…Can I help it if you go for some of our more popular models? Try another pick…
1)Check the IMDB listing – Bruce Campbell plays “Ash”, a.k.a. Ashley J. Williams.
2)“Sam Ash” is indeed a music store.
- Your coolness level just jumped up another large number of points in my book.
No, I’m sorry, no time for that.
All right, here’s a test then. How about…this guy?
Or maybe…I can’t believe you’re all out of Pierce Brosnans…grrr…Well i just saw Batman, so how about Christian Bale? No? Willem Dafoe? C’mon, who wants Willem Dafoe other than me?
Thanks! I bought his book and went to go see him, and he signed it “Gimme some sugar, baby”.
I probably would have, had he asked for real. :o
I can hardly believe that Hal built a robot with lazer eyes and chainsaw hands that hasn’t tried to–
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Uh-oh.
Wait, you know, regarding this…?
Isn’t the RoboAsh body, ahem, *missing * a couple of things? And maybe does he have *one * thing I’m pretty sure Daitha Lacha doesn’t want? :eek:
Yeah, but when someone has teh metal feeeever, details become unimportant.
Lesse, “Julian Alexander”, huh? Lemme check the files…
Hmmm…looks like the temp I hired to check inventory screwed up the naming system. But, it does show that I have several dozen Robo"J____n Alexander" models in stock. I’ll get one shipped out to you immediately.
Huh…the shipping box looks kinda short and round for that guy…'eh…it’s probably nothing.
:: Fighting through thread ::
Yaha! Have at you, robomonsrosity! HUUURRRAAAGGGHHH!
:: Buzzz buzzzzz ::
:: Hack slsh ::
hasn’t this thread gone on long enough? there’s already a thread complaining about this thread!
Really? Oooo…gotta go track that down. I do so love hearing sad, sad folks whining about things that have no effect on them.
Hey! We flushed out another newbie! GET HIM!
:: a dreadful, ominous silence ensues ::