I don’t see where anyone else has posted this one, but I heard what I considered an awesome riddle at lunchtime (the English teachers here are very liberal and very vulgar!).
Warning: this riddle only works when you TELL it, not when you write it. But I’m pretty sure you’ll share this one.
Q: What’s the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
Donald Trump has never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
Pretty sure someone made that joke on this board the other day.
I wouldn’t be surprised if a Russian had, though.
Here’s a riddle: what has two thumbs and wonders whether he’s ever going to stop having a visceral reaction of pure revulsion and disbelief every time he sees or hears the words “President Trump”?
That’s a good one!
This guy keeps 'em coming…
Late Show: Jokes About This Story Present A Golden Opportunity
(Begins about 2:30)
This guy.
Nah, it works fine. You did it right–spelling out the pun for what people think it is, rather than ruining the punchline.
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I bet that it will be high up on Reddit’s /r/funny soon, if it’s not already there.
Been there…already faded away