Let’s come up with some new punchlines to old jokes that most everyone knows. I’ll get the ball rolling.
KNOCK-KNOCK
(Who’s there?)
Banana.
Knock-knock.
(Who’s there?)
Banana.
Knock-knock.
(Who’s there?)
Baa-naa-naaaa naaaa, naa naa naa, heyheyheyyyy, goooodbye!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the wi-fi signal was of unsufficient strength on his side of the road to connect to the POP3 server so he could get his email.
-Otanx
Rectum?
Based on the theoretical implications of quantum tunnelling interfering with possible graviton fluctuations across the strings of 11th dimensional space/time, he almost experienced total existance failure!