NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

Please! Please… don’t burn me, man.

Here comes a billion dollar campfire. At least it’s good for something.

Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man.

I have an appointment with destiny!

…and she just ordered the lobster!

Fix me something to eat.

It was God who created oysters and apples. And you can’t improve recipes like that.

Note: I Googled “Movies about food” and the first one that came up was Alive. :grimacing:

This isn’t from that movie.

Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a plate of fried green tomatoes like we used to have at the cafe.

Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich…

Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.

Meat Loaf again??

[Common audience interpolation at a scene in Rocky Horror Picture Show]

I’m goinna to heat up the lasagne.


Oscar Madison:
Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table.
Oscar Madison:
The hell’s so funny?
Felix Ungar:
It’s not spaghetti, it’s linguini.
Oscar Madison:
(throws bowl at wall)
Now it’s garbage.

Don’t smoke that. It makes your breath like garbage.

The saying “Three on a match means one will die soon” did not originate in the war, where it was said that to hold a match burning long enough for three lights would attract enemy gun fire. It did originate with Ivar Kreuger, the Swedish match king, who wanted the world to use more matches. It is reported that the saying brings his companies $5,000,000 more revenue annually.

“Porsche, it’s a little too small to get laid in, but you get laid the minute you get out.”

Get out!

Get back, honky cat!

I’ll be back!

They’re back!

-“BB”-