There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.
This is what life looks like. A home, people who love each other.
I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother.
“Coming, Momma!” I’m choking to death, you moron! You’re too damn slow!
Mother! I’ve turned the cooling unit back on. Mother!
The ship will automatically destruct in T minus five minutes.
You… BITCH!
30 seconds and counting, Zed. 29, 28, 27, 24, 15, 22… did I… did I say 15?
This ship will self-destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down. Ten, nine, eight, six…
– Six? What happened to seven?
Just kidding.
-“BB”-
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, I love you.
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways: one banana, two banana, three banana…
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.
He’s great, he’s the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn’t matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Tracy Lord: [opens the door to address the guests] Good morning.
[to the organist]
Tracy Lord: Will you stop that racket? Good morning. I’m afraid there’s been a slight hitch. My fiancé that was… that is… he’s decided we should call it a day and I quite agree with him and… oh Dexter, help me please?
C. K. Dexter-Haven: Say “two years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping to Maryland”
Tracy Lord: Two years ago I did you out of a wedding in this house by eloping to Maryland.
C. K. Dexter-Haven: “But I hope to make it up to you now by going through with it as originally planned.”
Tracy Lord: But I hope to make it up to you now by…
[looks at Dexter, he nods and smiles]
Tracy Lord: by going through with it as originally and most beautifully planned.
C. K. Dexter-Haven: “So, if you’ll just keep your seats a moment.”
Tracy Lord: So, if you’ll just keep your lovely seats a moment…
C. K. Dexter-Haven: “That’s all”
Tracy Lord: That’s all.
Ma’am, we are surgeons and we are here to operate. We’re just waiting for a starting time. That’s all.
-“BB”-
I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.
Fellow analysts, psychiatrists, psychologists, and laypeople. Today, I would like to discuss some of the lesser-known aspects of psychobiological therapy. One hundred years ago, psychology was akin to witchcraft. But some of these great people - these giants behind me - gave us… a nice living.
I haven’t seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I’d been going all this time, I’d probably almost be cured by now.
For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you’re a wise man, Van Helsing.
It is said that Solomon is wise. But no matter how wise he may be, he is still human, with a human weakness.
How’s about a little fire, Scarecrow?