Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Get my kids and meet me at my house.
1060 West Addison? That’s Wrigley Field.
Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I’m all outta bubble gum.
I’m thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you
Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.
It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
It’s a funny thing about comin’ home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You’ll realize what’s changed is you.
Taffeta darling. Taffeta.
Move over, darling.
Hold on to your seats. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
There’s a point at 7,000 RPM where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It just disappears. All that’s left, a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM, that’s where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up near you, and it asks you a question. The only question that really matters. Who are you?
I’m Alexander Hamilton.
MY NAME IS FRANKENSTEIn!
Excuse me, would you like a “Hello, my name is” tag?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Both of us are alive. Let’s drink to that.