Susan Cooper: And here’s to you. I mean you may never be as wise as an owl but you’ll always be a hoot to me! Haha.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid f**ing toast. You’re delightful.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Your money is no good here. Orders from the house.
I’m married to that bar.
One drink’s too many, and a hundred’s not enough.
My dear, some things just aren’t done… such as drinking Dom Pérignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
-“BB”-
[looking at the label on the bottle] Oh, I didn’t know they made champagne in Idaho.
Sparkling Moscatel , one of the finest wines from Idaho!
Give us a bottle of your finest Champagne, five shrimp cocktails and some bread for my brother.
Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich , and you haven’t broken any rules.
I beg to differ.
We have creative differences. 'We don’t want to fight or because we love each other.
I’m not going into the toilet. I’m going into show business! And Mr. Marks, I have news for you: I quit! And you’re right about one thing. You are a CPA: a Certified Public AS*HOLE! Here’s my visor, my Dixon Ticonderoga number 2 pencil, and my big finish!
Complaints I can handle. What I can’t handle is your customers’ inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare’s inner workings. They’re experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They’re penetrating the bureaucracy!
Those insurance guys think they’re such geniuses. What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice gets smarter, too.
Insurance? Shit. I never been insured in my life. I don’t believe in insurance. There’s no risk.
Watch out for that first step, it’s a doozie.
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.
There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.
Lisa, why aren’t you clapping?