Helen, you’ve been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor. It’s amazing you survived at all.
I’ll drink to that!
Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
I’m troubled.
Poor me, poor me, pour me another.
I was born a poor black child.
I’m bleck and I’m prood.
He’s one hoopy frood.
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human… sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him.
But, you’re always so suspicious. Whenever you see a man you immediately think, well, you know.
You’re the first woman I’ve ever met who said yes when she meant yes.
But, don’t you think we ought to… oh… kiss or something?
I like to watch.
Who watches the watchmen?
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
“I’m sorry, it’s broken.”
“No it’s not. It worked perfectly!”
I once fixed a door that wasn’t even broken yet.
No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, [looks at Jack’s sword]
And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
The Great Gonzo: I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.
Long John Silver: Talking… parrots?
Bad Polly: What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what’s next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?
Please keep off the grass
Shine your shoes, wash your… face
Duloc is, Duloc is,
Duloc is a perfect place
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot