Dr. Verboven: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being.
Jack McDermott: Stay out of my psychosis!
Prove to me that your divine: change my water into wine.
Don’t ask questions like that up in wine country. They’ll think you’re some kind of dumbshit, OK?
Sit down. You know I’m glad you asked me that question.
Baravelli, this is the finish: how much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?
Don’t worry about me, kid. I just got outta prison, not college.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Obviously you don’t understand. What you’re really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is. Good afternoon.
Don’t be kind to me, father. It doesn’t become you.
Reverend Joshua Sloan: Vengenance is mine sayeth the Lord.
Cable Hogue: Well, that’s fair enough with me… just as long as he don’t take too long and I can watch.
Charlie ‘Dirtwater Fox’ Malloy:
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Now let’s not get carried away with blood lust. Where is our cup of human kindness? Where’s it runneth to?
Cowboy:
It runneth right up your ass, that’s where it’s runneth to! Somebody get a rope!
When you hit the end of the rope… your muscles lose control. I’m afraid I’ll mess myself.
You won’t lose your pants. Your life maybe but, what’s that?
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Yyyyyyyup, just a little bit of pixie dust.
Thimbletack, what happens if goblins get the book?
I’ll drop dead.
“Hey, Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsch?”
“Ja?”
“Then droppen Sie dead!”
-“BB”-
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.