We belong dead.
They died with their boots on.
Oscy: You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven’t you ever heard of a rubber?
Hermie: Yeah, of course, I have.
Oscy: Alright! So, that’s what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I’ve been carrying it around with me ever since. Its my lucky charm.
Hermie: Well, how much do you want for it?
Oscy: Hey, its from my brother! It’s a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.
She: Hey, you got something?
He: Are you kidding? … my 25-cent insurance policy.
She: Big spender!
… (pause) …
She: What?
He: It broke.
She: How could it break?
He: I bought it when I was in seventh grade.
-“BB”-
Let’s go, Jack! I’m red-hot!
If this room was on fire you wouldn’t be hot.
I got steam heat, but I need your love to keep away the cold.
Let’s go kiss Hans! Who IS this Hans?
Hey, unless you’re gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.
You’ll have your looks, your pretty face. And don’t underestimate the importance of body language!
Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.
You want to know something funny? You actually made me think about the law. I managed to go through three years of law school without doing that.
Mr. Hart, here is a dime. Take it, call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a lawyer.
If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead.
He’s not even 30 and he’s made over a million bucks!
I found a million dollar baby in the the five and ten cent store.
I’m gonna teach you to hate spending money. I’m gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up!
Every time it rains it rains pennies from heaven.