So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money? There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’tcha know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just don’t understan
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things.
My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn’t more violent.
Now will ya give me some fightn’ room?
I pulled a few strings. I’m the regimental boxing coach, you know.
Just get a guy who can count to ten. That’s all I’ll need.
I coulda been a contender.
And I’m going to revive my act exactly as I used to do it. Of course, some of the arrangements will have to be brought up-to-date. Music changes so much, doesn’t it? And you know they’re desperate for new acts: television, Las Vegas, and all the clubs. Well, there are a lot of people who remember me. Lots of them!
Baby, look at me and tell me what you see
You ain’t seen the best of me yet
Give me time, I’ll make you forget the rest
I got more in me and you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hand
Don’t you know who I am?
Remember my name
I may have trouble remembering my own name
I am a person living with Early Onset Alzheimer’s, and as that person I find myself learning the art of losing every day. Losing my bearings, losing objects, losing sleep, but mostly losing memories…
I can remember everything. That’s my curse, young man. It’s the greatest curse that’s ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.
You don’t know half the things that I forgot!
I know you enough not to want to lose you.
We have to be straight about this. Now, I’m beginning to feel something. I am beginning to feel excited. And do you want me to deny that?
I can explain everything! The coffee , the toast , the blonde in the kitchen .
My mother says a nice girl is a nice girl wherever she is.
You’ve been chosen as Sea Maids for your neatness, courtesy toward others, and, above all, your Southern grace. We enforce our dress code here, so keep your hair and nails trimmed. And, please, don’t alter your costumes. Once you’ve been fitted with your Sea World guide apparel, the shorts are short enough. Show any cheek and you’ll be back shovellin’ french fries.
If you’re gonna bump it, bump it with a trumpet!
Ha-ha! Quasi wins again! When you bump with the Hump, you land on your rump!
-“BB”-