You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
A person is smart . People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it!
As a species we’re fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?
Did I win? Did I win? Son of a bitch! God likes me! He really, really, likes me! What a day! What a fabulous day!
The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
I think you’re a fucking Antichrist.
I bet you say that to all the girls.
All these girls gonna be in the league?
There ain’t nothin’ like a dame!
Just the same I gotta find out who this Arlette dame is that Gordon’s got signed up.
She’s married to Roger Rabbit???
It’s indecently brilliant. What do you think, Roger?
With the thoughts that you’ll be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
You just keep thinking, Butch, that’s what you’re good at.
Think me up a cup of coffee and a doughnut with some sprinkles on it, while you’re thinking.
You gonna eat that?
This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, an’ down you go.
That’s the problem. The shark cage is being swallowed.
Chew on this, you ugly bastard.
Now, this little piece of gum here is one I’ve been chewing on for three months solid, and that’s a world record. It’s beaten the record held by my best friend, Miss Cornelia Prince Medal. And, WAS she mad.