I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Mother knows best.
I know that a mother can take a whip to the toughest boy in the world, and he forgets it because he knows that she loves him.
No… wire… hangers. What’s wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?
All I want is… just a little decency, that’s all.
All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
Oh, wouldn’t it be loverly?
-“BB”-
Hello, room service? Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!
There’s somebody who doesn’t want us to get to Ice Station Zebra.
Oh, of course I’ll keep it to myself… until the water reaches my lower lip, and then I’m going to mention it to SOMEBODY!
-“BB”-
Mommy! Don’t let me drown! Mommy!
Don’t you know you can’t swim after a meal? You die!
Death Becomes Her
She’s an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She’s like a, beautiful ghost.
You know something George? I think we’re dead.
I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can’t afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!
I love my wife, but it’s like living with a plague of locusts.
I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather. Think! Think of the honeymoon! Strictly private. I wouldn’t let another woman in on this. Well, maybe one or two. But, no men! I may not go myself.
People get married, and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!