You want the solution to inflation? Hi, friends. Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Cars, where we’re lowering inflation not only by fighting high prices, not only by murdering high prices, but by blowing the living shit out of high prices. Yes sir. Here’s an example. It’s a 1972 Cadillac Coupe DeVille, for sixty-two ninety-nine. That price is too high.
[shoots the car]
We are Marshall!
Sweety, no double earrings. You’re a state cheerleader, not a state HOOKER!
Veronica Sawyer: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Heather McNamara the Cheerleader: Probably.
Everyone needs approval, Joe.
"You should never jump out of a moving truck! Why, I shouldn’t even be standing up!"
“YOU HAVE… MY PERMISSION! Just this once. Now COME ON!”
Not too bad for a kid without his license, huh?
In ten years from now, any car with an internal combustion engine will be a collectible.
The American President [1995]
The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love. It is his passion.
You don’t understand what happens, do you? They make ten thousand cars, they make them exactly the same way, and one or two of 'em turn out to be something special. Nobody knows why.
I need to ask you for a very special favor.
Shhhh! I’m trying to use the phone!
(clicks shoe heels together, and a knife blade extends out from the toe)
“In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.”
-“BB”-
Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.
It is easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord…
Congregation: O Lord…
Chaplain: …Ooh, You are so big…
Congregation: …ooh, You are so big…
Chaplain: …So absolutely huge.
Congregation: …So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and…
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.
My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they love me.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s truly a real honourable experience to be here this evening a very wonderful and emotional moment for all of us, and I’d like to sing a song for all of you: [sings] It’s Christmas in Heaven: all the children sing It’s Christmas in Heaven Hark hark those church bells ring’ It’s Christmas in Heaven The snow falls from the sky… But it’s nice and warm and everyone Looks smart and wears a tie It’s Christmas in Heaven There’s great films on TV… ‘The Sound of Music’ twice an hour And ‘Jaws’ I, II, and III There’s gifts for all the family There’ toiletries and trains… There’s Sony Walkman Headphones sets And the latest video games! It’s Christmas It’s Christmas in Heaven Hip hip hip hip hip hooray Every single day Is Christmas Day! It’s Christmas It’s Christmas in Heaven Hip hip hip hip hip hooray Every single day Is Christmas Day!’ [
A pastor’s family are in a special category. We are uh… Well, It’s as if we walked a sort of tightrope. Balancing with one foot on earth and one foot already in heaven.
Once, last Christmas. The letter said “Daughter, read 1st Kings, Chapter 21 Verse 23.” I looked it up. It said “And the dogs in the street shall eat Jezebel.” My old man and his Bible