You know what the best thing is? I’m not hooked… I could stop at any time.
He was falling between glacial walls, he didn’t know how anyone could fall so far away from everyone else in the world. So far to fall, so cold all the way, so steep and dark between those morphine-colored walls…
People always ask, “What’s the worst thing heroin drove you to do?” I always answer, “showing up on Maury.”
Now I’m gonna bust your ass for those three bags and I’m gonna nail you for picking your feet in Poughkeepsie.
What’re they gonna do to me, sarge? What are they going to do?
Lets go see Sgt. Washington. Drive.
Do you think I’m cute? Do you think I’m funny?!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Are you mocking me with that outfit?
I think he wants to communicate.
Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. I was, uh, you know, giving him ‘the bird’.
-“BB”-
Well, uh, these are for my sister, for her birthday, see, and uh, as she’s only gonna be eleven, I, I wouldn’t want a pair of birds that were… too demonstrative.
Man, it is tough to be a bird.
You had a career before the third comic book movie, before people began to forget who was inside the bird costume.
Into the air, Junior Birdman! Missed me!
Into the mud, Scum-Queen!
Does not a queen sit under the same stars as any other woman?
And that’s what she is! The Queen of Refuse! So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime! The Queen of Filth! The Queen of Putrescence!
There’s something about Mary…
As a matter of fact, since you hired Mary Poppins, the most extraordinary things seem to have come over the household.