In my philosophy, Mr. Benn, a man cannot call himself well-contented until he has done all he can to be of service to his employer.
This is just like television, only you can see much further.
We’re at the airport. I’ve already seen the airport.
Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.
There is no stopping in the white zone.
I don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I’d rather be half-right than Vice President.
Treasury or State?
Treasure each moment with her and tell her she’s right, we do have a choice.
When there’s treasure in the hold, there’s fire in the fo’c’sle.
And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew.
It’s as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold…
The greatest investigative minds of the century have failed to thwart my heists! The crown jewels of the Ivory Coast, the Comtesse de Vendome necklace and now the Gold of Parapata! Who would’ve believed that my greatest achievement - the final act of a prosperous treasure hunting career - would find me squaring off against a socially inept jungle nerd and three high school losers! I almost wish you’d made it more of a challenge!
How could a blind man be a lookout?
How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
It’s true what they say: Cops and women don’t mix. It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.
She’s a suspect.
We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss Wonderly. We believed your 200 dollars. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right.
I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
I’m not gonna hurt ya, I’m just gonna bash your brains in.
I’ve never seen a braver patient.