As of now I’m skipper, and anybody who don’t like it can get out and swim to Bermuda. What about that?
You should take a swim in the pool. The water is cold. It will wake you up.
You’re really old!
You should meet my father.
Your father’s still alive?
No, but you should meet him.
I’m 94 years old. What the hell do I care?
Huh, check out Mr Magoo, here.
I may be blind, but I 'ave acute 'earing!
What’s the matter, you’re dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it’s coherent.
You could always tell what kind of a person a man thinks you are by the earrings he gives you. I must say, the mind reels.
I’m prepared to be the Queen of Sheba for some lucky man, or at the very least the best wife that any man could hope for.
And what is it you love about me – my mind?
It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you’re the smartest person in the room.
No. It’s awful.
You’re not as smart as I thought you were.
You know, people think I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” - she always called me Elwood - “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers!
My brother and I seek a map to a Phoenix Gem.
We ain’t in any rush, we just wanna get there in a hurry.
Don’t rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
-“BB”-
We’ll need a miracle to get through this.
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I said, ‘We’ll need a MIRACLE to GET THROUGH THIS!’
Looks like you’ve got what amounts to a legal mutiny on your hands.