Savvy?
Purlett… purrley-loo… parlee, parsnip, parsneed, par-never —
Parlay?
That’s the one!
You watch your phraseology!
Taffeta, Darling!
Darling, red isn’t your color. Give me the hat. Give me the hat, or you will become a hat. Give it to me!
Then the man in the hat killed the other man in the hat.
Why I’m The Cat in the Hat, there’s no doubt about that. I’m a super fundiferous feline, who’s here to make sure that you’re…“meline”…“key lime”…“turpentine”. I got nothing! I’m not so good with the rhyming, not really, no. Look, I’m a cat that can talk that should be enough for you people!
Francis: I hope to kiss a duck I can talk!
Now, I want you both to imagine, somewhere in the universe, is Howard’s world. Picture it, in your mind, a world almost exactly like ours except the progenitor of the dominant species was not a monkey - but, a duck!
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
No wire hangers!
Inconceivable!
But you are, Blanche! You are in that chair!
I don’t care about how many royal arseholes have sat in this chair.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some… farcical aquatic ceremony!
So vote once, vote tuh-wice, for Bill McKay… you middle-class honkies.
Going once…going twice…
Vote for Pedro!
We don’t need no steenking badges!
Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do YOU think it’s clean? Do YOU think it’s clean? Look at that, DO you?