I’ve seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body
Message for you, sire.
My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.
What say you there, fussy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different?
I’ve made a tragic mistake. More tragic than you can possibly imagine. And unless I am very careful… I am going to die for it.
This is not Burger King, man! You can’t just mess up my order!
OK, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
And two hard-boiled eggs.
Hold it between your knees.
You can all kiss my ass. That’s right, kiss my big hairy ass.
Harry, sometimes you’ve just gotta wonder if there’s any real difference between you and I. I mean, I can be pretty hairy too, you know.
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
And it feels good to be a wolf, doesn’t it? Power without guilt. Love without doubt.
You and 20 million other guys!
Who pays $20,000 for a ride to Paris?
A great day this has turned out to be. I’m suicidal, my mate tries to kill me, my gun gets nicked, and we’re still in fuckin’ Bruges!
Since we’re running a trifle late, when we get to Amsterdam, we will have a mere 55 minutes to get to our rooms, get our luggage delivered and get our lunch before we visit the Alkmaar Cheese Market, where once each week in the town square there’s an auction of Gouda cheeses and Edam cheeses, and pretty Gouda Edam cheeses they are.
I had… I had quite an interesting night actually. I… I met the same… um… taxi driver, but this time I let him take me to his brother’s hotel, which turned out to be less of a hotel and more of a… more of a brothel really. And… and they gave… they gave me this pipe, said it was apple tobacco but that’s not what they called it when I was a student, so… so I made my excuses and left. I needed time to think. This city at night is extraordinary. I think the apple tobacco helped… probably.
Welcome to Apple Computer.
Keyboard. How quaint.