A Toon killed his brother… Dropped a piano on his head.
Let me tell ya how, and please Father, confidential. Burke Dennings, good Father, was found at the bottom of those steps leading to M Street with his head turned completely around - facing backwards.
What an excellent day for an exorcism.
What about all that hoo-ha with the devil awhile ago from that movie? Nobody had any problem believing that the devil took over and existed in a little girl. All she had to do was wet the rug, throw up some pea soup and everybody believed. The devil you could believe, but not God?
What’s with all the bruhaha? After all… He does have the gift!
I don’t need it - I don’t need ANYBODY. I got talent, Edward. BIG talent.
I’m the biggest star. I am by far, but no one knows it.
Top of the world, Ma!
What are you doing? Get up! You can’t sit there! GET UP!
“The army might think it’s too great a nuisance carting me around.”
“They manage to cart around a lot of tanks and bazookas. I know a couple of top sergeants that could handle it.”
Good morning, Sergeant Major!
How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Got you a gift for coming into the world, here it is.
… And then your Mommy said, “Just do it already!” which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation.
My son is not yet born, and I am already exhausted.
This is no dream, this is really happening!
By the way… I’m not a virgin.
What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don’t.
He makes me laugh.
I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny?