Why didn’t you just listen to the tape? It wasn’t that hard… a few minutes of your time to listen to something… that I worked on my whole life.
Aw come on, you’re not gonna say that now! You’re not gonna say that now! You’re gonna pull that hen house shit? Now when the vote… the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on right now!
Okay. Right now, I’d like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It’s a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he’s repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you’ll ENJOY it!
Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean?
Hold on, let me see if that coyote can catch that there road runner.
Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.
How’d you like to stuff one of them in a doughnut!
A doughnut with no hole … is a Danish.
-“BB”-
But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all!
After all, we… we did hit the center of the earth.
Get your ass to Mars!
That’s it, man! Game over, man! Game over!
We lost eighteen to nothin’, Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league!
I disagree with you, plain and simple. And moreover, I’m playing my team in a way that I can explain in job interviews next winter.
Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons!
-“BB”-
Children. I work with children.
Rotten kids; you work your life!
…all we ever eat is gruel.
Please, sir, I want some more.