Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon’s keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true love’s first kiss.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.
Are you a god?
I’m Batman.
Run away! Run away!
Never trust an elf!
What’s the point of having a dwarf if he doesn’t do chores?
“You’re too kind, Snow, but I can’t accept this.”
“Think nothing of it. I’ve got six more at home.”
-“BB”-
For Eight Is Enough to fill our lives with love.
I suppose having nineteen kids is carrying it a bit too far - but if we had it to do over, who would we skip? You?
Oh for Christ’s sake! Why don’t you have some more kids? Come on, move it!
You didn’t use those? The vegan condoms?
We named the dog Indiana.
Gary, Indiana, my home sweet home.
Leave him alone, all right? He’s a real special kid and, and I have high hopes for him and… I think if he works really hard, he can get an academic scholarship to Wabash College and can get out of this place.
Come back, Shane!
Will you shut up, i’m busy in here! [Sound of the toilet flushing]
I’d be happy to wait while you change.