Come along now and let’s, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight.
A wed wose. . .how womantic.
Ah, tell me, Mr. Gardner… have you ever had sex with a man?
Are either of you homosexuals?
You mean, like, flaming?
Well there are some men who… hmmm how shall I put it? Well they’re very fond of their mothers… They like to share bits of gossip… collect recipes.
Sounds like steam escaping.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Do you play duets, Miss Bennet?
Tennis, anyone?
I didn’t ask for the anal probe.
Hey, Ma, I can’t find the tv remote
A big hit television show today, what does it get? Ten million viewers? Let’s go crazy and say fifteen. Fifteen million viewers, because this is a big, giant hit. Here’s what you got to understand. I Love Lucy, sixty million.
Television? Yeah, I saw that back at Johnson’s Place, years ago… [sees I Love Lucy on the screen] Yep, that’s what I saw.
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Benjy, you want to see movies, get a job as an usher. The rest of us are here to write professional show-business comedy!
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothin’ to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world’s at your feet
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, they’re very much mistaken.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight?
Everyone above us before the ship turned over is dead. Because now they’re under the water.
I command a king’s ship, not a private yacht!