Welcome about the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
Goodbye, you worthless son of a bitch. Goodbye, you pearl of Central East Africa. Goodbye, you lake flies. Goodbye, you flat-chested, bucktoothed women. Goodbye, forever.
Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts.
I got a monkey in my hotel!
And CAKE! Have a HAPPY!
I thought you’d never guess. My favourite - hot chocolate.
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass…
Our last princess is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot, boiling lava! But don’t let that cool you off. She’s a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing… Princess Fiona!
You gonna go your whole life scared of that song?
If she can stand it, I can! PLAY IT!
2000 bucks and it’s yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I’ll throw in the black keys for free.
You can keep your fiddle and your bow,
Give me a P-I-A-N-O-O-O.
I love to stand right beside an upright
Or a high tone baby grand!
I know why Mr. Baines can’t play the piano. She never gives him a turn. She just plays whatever she pleases and sometimes she doesn’t play at all.
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Sorry, that was a TV quote! 
My mother tells me that by five years old I had decided definitively to become a concert pianist. I think she had decided some time earlier. The story goes that while I was in the womb she played the piano continuously to give me a head start, and evidently it paid off. My mother was my first teacher, and I’ve never doubted her methods. After all, she introduced me to Bach.
We’d like you to meet some of our… friends.
Yeah, this is… uh… Dave Beeth-oven.
Who’s this Markis de Sharday?
It’s “Marquis de Sade”!
So! This is what you’re into now. Bondage, S&M, sex games!
If I want to play S&S and M&M and all those other bondage games, or even smoke pot, that’s my business!