“I don’t believe that any system is totally secure.”
Looks like a K-7 force field.
You can’t come in here unless you say Swordfish.
Anybody who is anybody
Will soon walk through that door
At Fat Sam’s grand slam speak easy
Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see…what I see?
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.
I’m beginning to think you’ve gone through life with your eyes closed. Open them. Open them wide.
I’ve come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness… a light that glows, changes… and in the center of the universe… the eye that sees us all.
“HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won’t pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can’t see where to put it.”
I’m too old…I’m too tired…I’m too fucking blind.
Even the young can’t do anything about it.
Get off my lawn! Arrrrgh, trespasser!!! Do you want to be eaten alive???
“Sometimes they hear a thundering sound in the sky when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods’ flatulence.”
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / “Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / 'Cause you’re just God’s farts!” [blow raspberries]
“What’s the matter? Scared of a little thunder?”
“I’m no overly fond of what follows.”
Wouldn’t you be ashamed to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion? I would.
“You mean you ran away, Henry?”
“Not very far, I was only scared for a minute, you understand. Just for a minute. Afterwards I was that ashamed, I couldn’t get back in the fight soon enough.”
“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I’m ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion”
We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!