Don’t talk dirty on TV, it’s a family medium!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
You know your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.
“Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ’s sake!”
"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone’s mouth?”
Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it’ll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Don’t call me stupid!
“So, what are you going to do about it?"
“Probably something stupid.”
"That’s the Hiccup I know.”
Don’t be a luddy-duddy ! Don’t be a mooncalf! Don’t be a jabbernowl ! You’re not those, are you?
I y’am what I y’am.
I. Am. Iron Man.
I am Spartacus!
'Ere I am, J.H. The ghost in the machine.
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I cannot do that.
I apologize… for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you’re a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!”
You wicked old witch! Go away, or I’ll bite you myself!
Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don’t they?
“Oh, surely a prince’s brain knows what its mouth’s doing?”
"You’re not well acquainted with royal princes, are you?”
The Prince is giving a ball! The Prince is giving a ball!
“I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows ‘til you come home.”